Character Development

Dear Sir:

I know that's not you holding the AK-47, considering the size of the man, but I happen to know you took the picture. What were you doing? Shooting at turtles? No, you wouldn't shoot a turtle.

Research, you say? Perhaps you're hoping to add a little spice and conflict to the boring stories no one else gets to read. I kind of like that idea, so long as you don't kill me off.

Sincerely yours,
Virginia